So I will remember later, for the curious.
I knew where I was headed: talking Maelstrom, a threat that my Heroes needed to beat (or, more accurately, escape) before the next portion of the novel. Not that I'm sure about what that next portion will be, but it'll come, I tell myself. Most of this novel has been on wing and prayer anyway.
Problem: I have one more main character. An important one, too.
The Bob Hope to Krevan's Bing Crosby. I've been looking forward to writing about him again for a while, but actually getting him involved has been a bear.
Originally, I was going to introduce him as a butt of a prank pulled by Krevan and my novel's Dorothy Lamour (who is, I might add, as far from Lamour's character as can be imagined) The prank would be really amusing, and really short. Had to get to the Maelstrom, don't cha know.
So I'm introducing the pieces, getting set to begin, and then Lamour has a nightmare. It echoes something that had happened earlier and was, to my mind, a necessary thing. It's a parody of
Call of Cthulhu, after all. The sensitive have nightmares about His awakening and all...
Only it's a serious hint that something is wrong. Which would put Krevan on guard. Which meant the prank didn't make sense. Why the hell would he do that with something Bad on the horizon? Even if he doesn't see the shape, he wouldn't do that.
Wise man drops the prank. But I can't see how I'm going to get Hope involved and it's really funny! And I need me some funny.
So instead, I go back and put in some guff about taking your fun when you could. I set up an potential reintroduction of Krevan's mother (who I love dearly and need to have work right) and do more work on the prank. As Krevan is traveling on a pleasure liner (long story, makes sense in the novel), he goes to the Captain for help. The Captain's an old buddy of Krevan's father and...
Right here, the Captain tells me, to my face, "I'm not helping with any prank."
This, needless to say, throws me. "Oh yes you are. You liked all the old pranks Krevan's father got into and..."
"No," he says sternly. "My position is far too important for that. I don't even want to hear about it."
While this is a nuisance, I'm actually quite pleased. The character's coming alive for me. In my subconscious making his own choices. This is great. I love it. The second greatest thing about the initial writing.
(The first greatest? Dropping characters. DO YOU HERE ME,CAPTAIN? GIMME MORE LIP
AND YOU ARE GONE! I AM AN ANGRY AND VENGEFUL CREATOR!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Ahem. And perfectly normal.
Thanks.
Pseudo delusions aside, I follow the Captain's wishes. I make his First Mate Krevan's assistant. But this doesn't feel right, either. And the Captain doesn't like it either.
I really should have dropped the prank then. But it was funny! And the novel needed more funny!
As I was dealing with this rebellion, I had a brain storm. I'd add a scene with Nola Green. She was my go-to girl for rewriting my opening. I've pictured her behaving like
Nately's Whore does at the end of
Catch-22: popping up when least expected to give Krevan a hard (near lethal) time. I had issues with her being on the ship, but that's for the second draft, man! I can live with that.
So, finished with the Captain, I write the scene, and Nola tries her best to kill Krevan. Which doesn't bother me. Natley's Whore, remember, and a bit of
Chief Inspector Dreyfus from the
Pink Panther series.
Only she begins to explain herself, and I realize that almost being killed is a DAMN BIG HINT THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG. On this put Lamour's Dream, and that prank just won't work.
I had to drop it.
And now I have no way of introducing Hope.
And that's where the novel dead ends.
Solution: So I take a break to think about it. I play
Neverwinter Nights, one of the RPGs I have haven't beaten yet , and I think about straight up Fantasy Adventures. Should have done one of them. Warmed up for this. Hell, judging by the past five days, I could quit "Crawl", start a new one, and still win at NaNoWriMo.
Or I could drop the Hope character altogether. Too many coincidences as is. I've done it before. I don't like deleting him, but I've waited a year for this contest. I was doing
good. If that's what it takes...
And then Gwendollyn, my Muse (literally, sadly), whispers in my mind a single word. Two syllables that change everything.
"Porter."
When Krevan boards the pleasure liner, he is assist by a faceless porter. A nameless, unimportant character.
What if that character is my Hope character in disguise? What if he's there for plot related reasons? Reasons that suck Krevan into danger?
This is beautiful. I can go back to that point earlier in the novel and change it oh so easily. And it will be more like writing than rewriting (which will still be done... But that's cool.) On this, other ideas come. Good, giggly ideas. Action. Funny. It'll be great.
So: that's the story of my dead end and it's resolution. Now to actually do it. The talking Maelstrom awaits!
As does Chufule, wherever He sleeps...