13 June 2005

Inspiration (I)

or Oh My Sweet, Sweet God
This essay started out as something completely different. Something shorter. It will be a rambling, free wheeling thing and it will stretch for several days worth of writing. With luck, will come together at the end.


I was surfing the web, trying not to think about the novel, about the short story ideas that popped up here and there doing the week, about the essays I want to write for this site, and about how the seconds are crawling across my skin, leading me closer and closer to the grave. Too much, too much, the thoughts clutter around, and, instead of doing something I do NOTHING.

So I'm surfing, thinking of nothing so that I might think of something, when I hit The Shrew Review, a comic book review site. There I find a review of "Fables", which will change how my day tastes.

Now I had heard of "Fables" before, mostly through reviews like the one the Shrew (writer Rose Vess) presents. The milieu it presents (Story book characters living in the modern day) both intrigues me and depresses me. Intrigues because I think its a great concept. Depresses because I wish like hell I thought of it.

However, I have never actually read any of the series. I don't recall ever seeing it in the Borders or Waldenbooks selection of comic books and I haven't visited a House of Long Boxes in a while. Not that that matters, mind you. When I look at comics, I tend to look for the Old Familiar Faces. The Spider-men, the Hulks, and the other Marvels, the Batmen, the Supermen, and the other Distinguished Characters. Occasionally I might look at something else, but it is the exception rather than the rule.

The review is of an abbreviated nature. Vess also writes for
Buzzscope and I, genuinely curious if not invested in the series, followed the link from one site to the next.

Now you might well suspect, with all this blathering on my part and the title of this essay, that the review had something wonderful it. Well, almost.

The review at Buzzscope was located beneath a link to
a five page preview of the comic. As it was a positive review (one in a long line for the series), I clicked up there to see what all the fuss was about. I was greeted with good art (a fair bit of nudity on one page, to warn those who need warning), good writing, and a page which caused the aforementioned taste change.

It comes on the last page, but there are hints of it on the preceding pages, where various characters are preparing for what is to come. The Winter Queen is coming through the city and warm clothes are a must. Her presence takes all trace of summer away, it seems.

The final page show the Queen walking down the street. She has this small smile on her face. Already snow is gathering in her wake. The next panel has her gone. Several inches of snow covers the ground.

Now anyone else might look at that and not have the same experience I had. They might even be able to point to a moment in another Fantasy and say how it was better than this.

And this is all right. This is fine.

But I saw that page, and I wanted to be a writer all over again. I wanted to write something like that scene, have a moment in a novel, in a story, in a movie or play that had that power for someone else. Something that had that sense of wonder and have it be mine all mine.

Inspiration comes. It comes in many shapes, sizes, and colors. But when it comes...

This has led to other thoughts, but I've wasted enough of your day. I'll pick up on this tomorrow, God willing and the creek don't rise.

Blog? I Have a Blog?

I... I have a Blog? And it needs updating every now and then? Beyond cosmetic changes?

Whoa. Heavy.

I'd like to say that my life's been filling up my time, but the truth is that I've been dealing with a bit of writer block when it comes to this thing. I've had things I wanted to say and/or post, but getting them out has been a P A I N.

Such is life.

06 June 2005

Bird Creature - Images

When in doubt, post art.

This picture is of a more recent variety. Here is the original:

'Bird Creature - Original' by Cullen Waters


And here is the finished product

'Bird Creature - Refinished' by Cullen Waters


It won't win any awards, I know, but he looks good. Well, the hand could use work, and shading would improve things...

Meh. I like 'im.

02 June 2005

Site Update - A New Month

Just dropping a line so that thoses that read this site (all two of you) know that I'm still plugging. The end of May brought the first bit of fiction to the site; more will be seen in the near future. Maybe even tomorrow.

Gotta go. Be seeing you.

31 May 2005

"The Date"

(The following was written roughly around October 30, 2002, with a few touch ups here and there by me today. There's really not much too it, but it still tickles me and I thought I'd share it.)

[What we have here is your friendly neighborhood McDonald's. Brightly lit, perhaps even cheerful. Today there is only one CASHIER at the counter, a perky little girl with a bright smile. She handles each customer in a perky, cheerful manner that no doubt grates after a few hours of hearing it.

[Standing by her are two brutish men named FRANK and EARNEST. They should be working in back or manning a register. Instead, they try to start up a conversation with the Cashier and glare at the customers who keep interrupting them. The Cashier hardly seems aware of their presence, as she is focused on helping people.

[The next customer is a young MAN of no clear age. He seems to be a wee bit nervous, looking over his shoulder at something or someone we can't see. He doesn‘t order right away. He keeps looking at the menu, then back over his shoulder.

[Below his waist, out of sight of most everyone else, including us, he holds a weapon.

[With the stage set, we are ready for some action. It starts with the man, noticing some movement in the booths behind him. ]

Man
[flustered, over his shoulder]
Honey, just find us a seat, okay? I’ll get the food…
[someone speaks, but we can’t hear what is said]
No, no, it’ll be fine… I’ll be right there…

Cashier
[perky and cheerful]
Sir, may I help you? There are others in line.

Man
All right, sure. What I would like is for you to…
[raises weapon]
REACH FOR THE SKY!!!

[Everyone stares at the weapon. It is an ancient crossbow. Looks like it’s about ready to fall apart]

Man
[getting into his part]
I WANT TWO QUARTER POUNDER MEALS AND I WANT THEM NOW DAMN IT NOW!!!!!

Cashier
[polite]
Sir?
[points at the crossbow]
That isn’t loaded.

Man
Wha...um…

[The man checks and sees that she’s right. Surprised; could have sworn he loaded it before he came in]

Cashier
[patient]

Even if it was, you’d only get one shot off with that. While you’re reload, either Frank

[gestures to her left]
or Earnest
[gestures to her right]
would take you down. So it really doesn’t make any sense to even humor you, now does it?

Man
[flustered]
Well now…

Cashier
Besides, whoever heard of sticking up a fast food place with a crossbow? Earnest, have you?

Earnest
Nuh-uh.

Cashier
Frank?

Frank
Nope.

Cashier
You see? Even Frank hasn’t heard of such a thing, and he’s been to Des Moines. Now how can I take you seriously, hmm?

Man
[desperate]
It’s all I’ve got…
[realization]
Wait! Wait!

[The man drops crossbow. He digs through his pockets as everyone else in the store watches on in mild disinterest. Finally he pulls out pocketknife.]
Man
[triumphant]
Ah HAH! NOW GIVE ME SOME FRIES AND A DRINK OR ELSE…or else…well, you know…
Cashier
[irritated, but still perky]
Oh, give me that.

[She grabs pocketknife from the Man. Frank and Ernest are both impressed with how fast she does this]
Man
[rubs his hand]
OW!

Cashier
[polite tone of voice]
Now look at that. Me, a slip of a girl, disarming a grown man. Sir, I hate to say this, but you’re pathetic. Really.
Man
[outraged]
You caught me off guard! That’s not fair!

Cashier
Sir, this is a place of business, and while I can think of nothing I’d rather do than rid you of your delusions of grandeur, I really must ask you to either give me a civil order, or step out of the line and let the next person order.
Man
[hopeful]
Can I have my knife back?

Cashier
Sir, I might be perky and cheerful, but that doesn’t make me stupid.
Man
[crushed]
Um…Okay. I’ll take…um…two cheeseburgers and two waters. Um, please?
Cashier
Certainly, sir. I’d be delighted.
[punches the information into the register]
The total comes to two twenty eight.

Man
[jaw drops at the amount]
Um… um…
[hollers over his shoulder]
Hey honey, can I have five bucks? Ah, come on, baby, just this one last time…

[And thus we leave them, problem solved, crisis averted]

29 May 2005

The Doctor Speaking About the Doctor

I had three Big Heroes of my youth. I've already blathered on about the mighty Godzilla. The other two are the amazing Spider-man and the Doctor (Doctor Who). I'm not prepared to talk about these two just yet. The former is currently suffering under a inept writer and careless editors, which has resulted in a story I can't even think about without growing white hot with rage. The latter will take a wee bit of work to do right, and as of yet those type essays haven't been flowing as well as I would like.

However, there is a little snipit I ran across while surfing the web that tickled me. I read it over at
Outpost Gallifrey, which, in turn, had picked it up The Stage.

The article is an interview with Peter Davison, who was the fifth actor to play the Doctor during the series inital run.
On his children's opinion about the New Series:

They reckon the new Doctor Who is too scary and asked if they could watch Daddy playing him instead. Although in fact, I'd say that was a compliment to the new series, as it implies that my episodes weren't scary at all and they merely wanted to be comforted by them.

I love that. As a kid, I never liked Davison's episodes. A part of that stems, no doubt, from him following Tom Baker, an actor who, when on, blazes like the sun. However, I wonder if it because Davison's stories weren't as scary as Baker's

On the current Doctor's sudden departure

I feel sorry for the fans, as I feel they've been rather let down. What it really needed, after all the effort and dedication of the fans over the years to get the show back on air, would be to have someone committed enough to stay with the role for two or three years. As it is, the fans must be disappointed and left feeling up in the air a bit.

Two or three years tends to be the average for most of the actors playing the part. The current Doctor, Christopher Eccleston, has opted out of doing more than one season. Which is too bad.

However, whenever I think of his leaving, I keep thinking about Colin Baker, the sixth Doctor, who was wrongly fired from the part, Sylvester Mcoy, the Seventh Doctor, who really didn't get that great of a send off, and Paul McGann, the Ninth Doctor, who had just one televised episode. I think we fans will survive this hiccup.

The full interview, including what Peter Davison is currently working on, can be found
here

28 May 2005

What Kind of Science Fiction Writer am I?

There are a whole slew of these questionnaires all across the net. One of them is "Which Science Fiction Writer are you?" (Link at the end of the post) My answers gave me this result:

I am:
William Gibson
The chief instigator of the "cyberpunk" wave of the 1980s, his razzle-dazzle futuristic intrigues were, for a while, the most imitated work in science fiction.

Which is a stitch, because I can't read Gibson's stuff. At all.


Which science fiction writer are you?