"Strange Dialogue"

I was very tired when I wrote this. I have no idea who these two are or what the hell they're talking about. But I've let it sit as a draft for a good long while and it still tickles me.

And I need more fiction on this site.

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"We are not doing this."

-->"Doing what?"

"This."

-->"Oh come on! You've always liked it before."

"I've never liked it. Not once."

-->"Really? Why didn't you say something?"

"Didn't want to hurt your feelings."

-->"Oh, well, that's okay. I didn't care for it much either."

"The Hell you say."

-->"No, no. It's true."

"You keep on bringing it up! Every chance you get!"

-->"Only because I thought you liked it. I only liked doing it with you."

"Oh."

-->"So. What are we going to do with all of the pieces now that we're done with it?"

"Dunno. Throw them out?"

-->"Seems wasteful to me. I know! How about we do... This!"

"Oh my dear God."

-->"What?"

"I can't believe you just did that."

-->"What? What's wrong now?"

"That's so... so horrible! It's like I don't even know you!"

-->"Ah. Well."

"Can I try it next?"