05 September 2005

The Smurf Haiku

Gargamel:
Tiny blue and white streaks
dart 'cross my lawn, taunting me
How I hate them all!

Azrael:
Meow meow mur
Raow meow pft pft pft
Mur meow purr purr!
Haiku Smurf:
Run through the tall grass
Listen to him howl and smurf
He'll never catch us
Gargamel:
Squirming in my grasp
Shocked look upon his small face
Sadly just a dream

2 comments:

BeckoningChasm said...

Smurfs aren't worthy of haiku. Not even a bit!

I thought the Poe one was pretty good, though it left out Lenore, so it cut to the chase rather abruptly.

Careful with haiku, You don't want to end up like Philippe, after all.

Cullen Waters said...

I used to - heavy on used to - love the Smurfs. Loved them to death.

Now I root for Gargamel. And I feel much better for it.

Thanks for the kind words.