28 June 2006

The Horrors

I was going to be the next Stephen King. I thought if I write horror stories half as good as he did, I'd have it made. I geared myself to that goal, read Horror story after Horror story, watching Horror movie after Horror movie. I was going to be terrifying.

As I write this, I'm printing out a draft copy of a story called "Pookie, the Demon Doll of Death."

Does that say terror to you?

Oh, how I've fallen from my goal.

And I'm loving every minute of it...